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- Are you really Calamity Jane?

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I know all your adventures by heart.

3
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- What, you again?

4
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- Tell me about the first one
time you shot someone.

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- I'll get you, Calamity Jane!

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(intense instrumental music)

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(bullet whistle)

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(skull cracks)

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- Come get him, Calamity Jane!

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- It's never pretty, Ellie, never heroic.

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(instrumental rock music)

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(crackling fire)

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(cock the gun)

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(gun explosions)
(whips)

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(gun explosions)
(whips)

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(fist bumps)
(man growls)

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(hooves clatter)
(horse neigh)

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- When are they going to start shooting?

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- [Bandit] And for the last time.

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- Honest sir. I wouldn't lie to you.

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The bank does not give me the combination

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because of robberies like this.

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- By God, if you want it that way.

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I ask you for good

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(pistol cocking)

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(gun blows)

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(horse neighs)

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(gun blows)

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(fist bumps)

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(pistol cocking)

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- You with the weapon, drop it, now!

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-I don't want to target Calamity Jane, but-

33
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- Don't worry, I got it!

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(revolver noise)

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- Whoa, look here, catch!

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- Why didn't you shoot that guy?

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Are you really Calamity Jane?

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- Back at coach boy.

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I think you've done enough for one day.

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(Western instrumental music)

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To hell with you.

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- I'll get you, Calamity Jane!

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I don't care how tough you think you are!

44
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- The line is to the left, Little Bob.

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(horse neigh)
(upbeat music)

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- I can't believe I'm in Deadwood,

47
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Calamity Jane's hometown!

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This is too great to imagine!

49
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- That? You again?

50
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Isn't there someone you need to see?

51
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- Oh, yes, my parents.

52
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They should be here any minute.

53
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-Who's your little friend, Janie?

54
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- My name is Elliot, Elliot the Kid!

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I am the partner, companion of Calamity Jane

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and accomplice in general.

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- Wow, Janie, this is all so sudden.

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I can't blame you for putting

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an old hay burner like me out to pasture

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in favor of a young charger like this.

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- Shall I tell you what part of a horse you look like?

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If we were not in presence
of impressionable children.

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- Who are you calling impressionable?

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Look at that, a living room!

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Let's wash away the dust
of our parched throats...

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...and play some rounds of cards?

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I'm sure I could use a-

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Damn, how come I can't get in?

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(horse neigh)

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- Give me some milk and put down the bottle.

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- I see you brought little Bob McCallister.

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(piano music)
(horse neigh)

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He missed his partner.

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Little Bob's brother, Iron Jack
McCalliser, won't take it

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too kind to the thought of his brother

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languishing in Deadwood jail, you know,

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I could try to rescue him.

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- Joe, I'm too tired to worry.

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Right now, whether I come out or not, I'm going to my room.

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- You better stop that milk, Janey.

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You're starting to grow a mustache.

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(horse neigh)

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- Grab it!

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(rhythmic piano music)

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Hit it!

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(suspense music)

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(the door slams)
- Elliott!

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Never, ever play with weapons!

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You could blow your silly head off, you stupid girl!

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- You too!

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And you are the best tracker

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and nature lover there ever was.

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I know all your adventures by heart.

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I want to be a hero like you,

95
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and shoot people, and everything.

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Oh, and actually my name is Ellie, not Elliot.

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- Now, honey, I'm flattered, really, I am.

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But I don't think your parents will like it too much.

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You told me they would find you here.

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- Well, I kind of lied about that.

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I escaped from New Jersey to see the Wild West.

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And I will never go back!

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- But that's not right.

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Your mother is probably very worried about you.

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- They probably don't even know I'm gone.

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- Oh, I bet they felt

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some tranquility in the house.

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And what about all that school you're missing?

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It's not okay to be ignorant.

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- I'm learning at school

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of hard knocks, just like you did.

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- Let me tell you about that one.
particular form of education.

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It's not fun, not one bit.

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I left home at 14 years old to continue
my father's footsteps.

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He was my hero.

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I was young, strong and
arrogant, like you are now.

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It was all a great adventure,
almost like a game, really?

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(snare clicks)

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But every game has its rules,

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and you tend to learn the hard way.

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Calamity Jane, Queen of
outdoor trackers.

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(scoffs) I spent two months
back after that adventure.

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It's not glamorous out there.

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In fact, it's usually pretty miserable,

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cold, wet, bloody and painful.

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- I also have scars,

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not as good as yours yet, but some.

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I bought this one playing Wild West with my dad.

129
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Wait till you see me in the dime novels.

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Maybe I'll have an eye patch by then.

131
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So when are you going to take me out
Hunting bears, mate?

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- Jack, Bob and I commit a foul

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of Calamity Jane on the way.

134
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I barely got away with it!

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- And without a scratch I see.

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Where is my brother?

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- Locked up in Deadwood Jail, I guess.

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- Which is where you should
be you too, or dead defending it.

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Where you shouldn't be is here,

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sneaking into camp like a coward.

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(bandit growls)

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Saddle up, let's take my brother out.

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and then I want to have
A few words with Calamity Jane.

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-What about the six bad men you treated...

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...outside Tilford Gulch?

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You had nothing but one
razor and a sewing needle.

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- Because, as I remember, Calamity took them

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with even less than that.

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It seems that she was in the sulfur ravine

150
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to enjoy the mineral baths.

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And when the bad men attacked
She was inside.

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I had nothing but a pair of-

153
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- Joe, it wasn't like that at all, kid.

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Let's see what other lies they print.

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Calamity Jane vs. Poetic Boy, oh dear.

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- Hey, I remember, writer friend, right?

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-Writer of dime novels or wanted to be,

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He had a wife and a couple of children.

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Those jockeys don't make much money, I guess.

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It wasn't long before the children

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They will start robbing banks
just to make ends meet.

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- Yes, he left poetry notes

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in his robberies and only spoke in rhymes.

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- Ah, he did no such thing.

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I think it was remembered

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because he wrote his notes correctly.

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- And so his legend grew.

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- Well, he was a terrible writer,

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but a fair to middling bank robber.

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So they sent me after him.

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(suspense music)

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Let's see what it says here.

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hot lead and
fiery verses flew through the air

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as the child in calamity exchanged shot

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by shot and mockery by mockery.

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Who writes this nonsense?

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Oh! That boy was too scared

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to speak, much less to recite poetry.

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Got nervous and relied on me, rusty old Colt

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that he never cleaned or shot, it exploded in his hand,

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burst in his hand.

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I didn't do much writing
for a while after that.

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He could barely write to his wife and children

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from the prison in which he was locked up.

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- He deserved it if he was robbing banks and such.

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- Kid, you missed the point.

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What dime novels
leave aside is all the misery

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and the suffering that continues
after the smoke clears.

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If you're lucky, when it's over

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The best thing you've done is survive.

191
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As for the worst...
- Go ahead.

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Tell me about the worst.

193
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- What makes you so bloodthirsty, Ellie?

194
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When I think of all the
good things that you have stopped being

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here in this miserable desert.

196
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So, you want to be like a
real wild western, right?

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- I got myself a comfortable cot
right here in the stable.

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No need to spend a miserable night...

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...freezing in the damn desert!

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- Silence, Joe.

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Ellie is going to try

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Outdoor life does kill us all.

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- That is a clear possibility.

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(donkey brays)
- [Ellie] Yah!

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(rhythmic instrumental music)
(crickets chirping)

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It's pretty empty here.

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Are we going to have their horses or something?

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- (scoffs) No, Ellie.

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- What about the Indians?

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Are we going to be flayed and flayed...

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...and placed on ant hills?

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- Don't call them Indians, Ellie.

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This is Comanche territory,

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I doubt they will give us any problems.

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They and I have an understanding.

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- Here we are, Janey.

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(rhythmic instrumental music)

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(horse neigh)

219
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- Oh, oh boy, a skull.

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Can I keep it?

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Do you think a cougar or a thief killed him?

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- Fierce little demon, right?

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I wonder what it will take to get her out.

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I'm running out of ideas, Joe, do you have any?

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- (laughs) I can't think on an empty stomach.

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What's to eat, Janey?

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- Ellie, honey, are you hungry?

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- A little, what do we have to eat?

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- Absolutely nothing, but we have

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A whole desert full of food out there.

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Let's look for something.

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- Well, isn't this a good cauldron
of fish, or lack thereof?

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- I brought you some dinner.

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I couldn't stand the thought of anyone

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Eating prison food when I have extra.

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- This smells like cow dung.

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- Well, honey, I would be happy to feed you with

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a real one if that's what you want.

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I know where to get them fresh.

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- I guess a big worm like you would do it.

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- Why, ungrateful, let go of me!

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- How are you, Bob?

243
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- Well, what did it take you?

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This little girl was about to sign me up.

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- Come on, Bobby, we have some business to attend to.

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(suspense music)
(crackling fire)

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(pistol blow)

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(guns clatter)
(horse neigh)

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Come and take it, Calamity Jane!

250
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(rhythmic instrumental music)

251
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- You want to remove all the needles,

252
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but leave these pulpy things.

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That's the part that's good to eat, right?

254
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- Well, I wouldn't exactly call it good.

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Cactus needles and bushes for dinner.

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- Did you really kill a bear with a knife like this...

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...like it says in the dime novels?

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Is this the same knife?

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- (Laughs) Sure, I remember.

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That bear took Calamity up a tree.

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And she was using her knife to cut branches

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to crush the bug.

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Isn't that right, Janey?

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- Shut up and eat your
cactus, Joe, while it's hot.

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(rhythmic instrumental music)

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- Jane?
- Yes, Ellie?

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-When I was just a child, my dad used to

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Tell me stories that help me sleep.

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- Do you want me to tell you a story, honey?

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- [Ellie] Uh-huh.

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- My mom used to do that for me.

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What do you want to hear, darling?

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- Tell me about the first one
time you shot someone.

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- I won't do it!

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That's not the kind of story

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that a girl should carry in her dreams.

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You roll over and go to sleep, now!

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(suspense music)

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(horse neigh)

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- Wow, look at the little girl.

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Hey, you can rip off my leather
scalp at any time.

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Honey, what do you say?

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Don't be shy, I'm just being nice.

284
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- You're hurting me, sir.

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- So, you want to do this the hard way.

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(suspense music)

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(gun blows)
(thunder crashes)

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- Oh, honey, you don't need to live my life.

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Go back to the home you could have had.

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(donkey braying)
(rain breaking)

291
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- This caps a perfectly miserable night.

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Cactus needles for dinner.

293
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Put my sleeping bag in a fucking anthill.

294
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And now we have Noah's flood!
falling on our heads!

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(thunder)

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- Burnt wood, cordite, fear, something is wrong.

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- Jane, Iron Jack and their
men arrested Little Bob.

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And they're waiting in the living room to take you down!

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- (sighs) I assumed they would.

300
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We'll have to take them.

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How many times do we play this scene, Joe?

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- More than I can calculate, I suppose.

303
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- I don't understand, isn't this what it's about?

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Blood, thunder and the smell of burning lead?

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- Ellie, you asked me about my first shooting.

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Well, it was ugly and stupid.

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And when the smoke cleared everyone wanted

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that would never have happened, especially me.

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I'm going to show you that you don't need

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Fire a gun to win a gunfight.

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(rain breaking)

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Take care of the girl.

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Come on, Joe.

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(intense instrumental music)

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- She is braver than anything!

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- (moans) Look how it's raining.

317
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Good luck! we have to
play watchdog in this garbage.

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(suspense music)

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(fist bumps)

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- And they shoot you.

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(bandit whistles)

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(suspense music)

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(Jane whistles)

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(suspense music)

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(whip cracks)

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(pistol blow)

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(whip cracks)

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00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,763
(gun blows)

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00:17:11,812 --> 00:17:13,769
(rain breaking)

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(pistol blow)

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00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,334
(rain breaking)

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(thunder)

333
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- Is it Clamity?

334
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- That's someone shooting
to Calamity, also failed.

335
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I just have to see!

336
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- Girl, no, you don't belong there.

337
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,455
(rain breaking)

338
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:40,285
(spur noise)

339
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(gun explosions)
(cat howls)

340
00:17:58,157 --> 00:18:00,824
(rain breaking)

341
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(the door creaks)
(the horses neigh)

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(horses neighing)

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(horseshoe jingle)

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(pistol blow)

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- Ellie, no!

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(gun blows)
(Jane thuds)

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(gun snap)

348
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(rain breaking)

349
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(trident jingle)

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(suspense music)

351
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(braying horse)

352
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(bandit growls)

353
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- Ellie is never pretty, never heroic.

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Never.

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(Birds singing)

356
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- Calamity, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

357
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

358
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- I know, I know.

359
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Don't worry, I'll be fine, Ellie.

360
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,960
I won't be scratching my back any time soon,

361
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but that's not so important - I'm glad.

362
00:19:50,821 --> 00:19:53,550
It doesn't look anything like the
dime novels, right?

363
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It's all so real.

364
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- All kinds of real in the world.

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For you, family and friends are real,

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and a place to put down roots.

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For me, this is real.
(train whistling)

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- I will never forget you, Jane.

369
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- Same here, Ellie the Kid.

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(rhythmic instrumental music)

371
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- Dear Jane, thank you for, well, everything.

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I guess the wild west doesn't need me around,

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As long as I have Calamity
Jane in charge of the business.

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I went back to school and I'm trying hard like you said.

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Someday I will make you proud.

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- I already am, honey.

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- I have to go now, give Joe a kiss for me.

378
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,250
But be careful with your stubble.

379
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:46,213
Love, Eleanor, Ellie, Roosevelt.

380
00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:52,855
(rhythmic instrumental music)